Dear Annoying Stray Facial Hair That I Only Discover AFTER I Leave The House,
I know that as we age, as women we start to grow annoying facial hair. First it is a stray hair that grows a little lower than where your sideburns are. Then you get that one lonely hair on your chin. But those hairs must get lonely because the next thing you know, they have friends. So we’re left to pluck or shave them. But they come back. It becomes a daily struggle to keep the jungle from growing into a 5 o’clock shadow. I’ve come to terms with this battle. I will pluck, shave, and electrocute you little buggers. But PLEASE don’t show up AFTER I leave the house for the day. I don’t like finding you when I am on my way to a big event. I don’t like looking in the mirror on my car’s sun visor and seeing you taunting me on my way to lunch with friends. But if you do show up after I leave the house, I now have a pair of tweezers in my glove compartment. You WILL BE vanquished!!!
Your Host Face No More